Her boyfriend’s a dick, he brings a gun to school and he’d simply kick my ass if he knew the truth, he lives on my block and drives an IROC, but he doesn’t know who I am and he doesn’t give a damn about me. (x)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
they SANG THE FRIENDS THEME SONG
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
this is so great omg
He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.
How can anyone possibly write a sexy imagine about Zayn at the club when we now know that he goes to club and acts like this
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
and i don’t care if this doesn’t fit on my blog. this is beautiful.
She has a beautiful heart…
Oh god. Why are there tears in my eyes?
And I don’t even like Beyonce but rebloging this because omfg
how you even dare to not like beyonce
Always will love Beyonce <3